Canine dating scene now as exhausting and expensive as human equivalent.
Your dog has had a rough summer, but he can’t stay inside and cry forever. Your dog is young and attractive. Your dog has a lot to offer. Your dog is ready to get laid.
Here are a few things your dog has requested recently:
Mouthwash gel with lemon extract, $22. (HT: the Awl.)
Cologne with notes of rosewood, freesia, and vanilla, $24.95.
Christian Audigier logo-print T, $46.
Energy drink for the club, $3.
Adjustable-incline treadmill, $850.
(Reverse-neuter surgery, priceless.)
Your dog wearing an organic cotton-print hoodie ($46) that he definitely needs. Get 'em, boy!
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