Canine dating scene now as exhausting and expensive as human equivalent.

Your dog has had a rough summer, but he can’t stay inside and cry forever. Your dog is young and attractive. Your dog has a lot to offer. Your dog is ready to get laid.

Here are a few things your dog has requested recently:

Mouthwash gel with lemon extract, $22. (HT: the Awl.)

Cologne with notes of rosewood, freesia, and vanilla, $24.95.

Christian Audigier logo-print T, $46.

Energy drink for the club, $3.

Adjustable-incline treadmill, $850.

(Reverse-neuter surgery, priceless.)

Your dog wearing an organic cotton-print hoodie ($46) that he definitely needs. Get 'em, boy!

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2 responses to “Canine dating scene now as exhausting and expensive as human equivalent.

  1. My dog likes to take a date back to his place for some delicious, healthy doggie frozen yogurt. http://www.yoghund.com/home.html

    after a hot evening of Latin dancing:

  2. I’m so glad it’s organic. Can you imagine giving your dog frozen yogurt with a bunch of gross preservatives? You’d have to be crazy!

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