Everyone in New Jersey Thinks You’re Just Jealous

“People make fun of Jersey girls, but I think they’re just jealous.”

–Teresa Giudice in the opening credits of “Real Housewives of New Jersey”

“I agree with NJ Gov. Chris Christie that this show is misrepresenting our state. The producers evidently envy the Jersey Shore, so they devised a program of negative views.”

— Robert Paley, North Brunswick, NJ; letter to the editor, today’s New York Post

“The negative stuff? I get off on it. Because the only reason why people talk negative is because they’re jealous. Every time they call me a midget, Oompa-Loompa, orange, they’re just jealous.”

–“Jersey Shore” star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, interview in Rolling Stone

“When you’re successful it brings envy …people are extremely sensitive … and since it is the leader of the industry and has shown great success over a long period of time, I think it’s more vulnerable.”

–Former New Jersey governor Jon Corzine, speaking about his former employer Goldman Sachs on Bloomberg TV

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One response to “Everyone in New Jersey Thinks You’re Just Jealous

  1. What’s it like being so engorged with jealousy, Public Road?

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