1. 2006: Tycoon Steve Wynn accidentally jabs his elbow through his own $139 million Picasso.
2. January 10, 2010: Wynn finalizes his divorce.
3. January 22, 2010: A woman visiting the Met accidentally falls into a different Picasso painting, putting a 6-inch tear into it.
4. OBVIOUS CONCLUSION: These two need to get it on!