Love means never having to say “You’ll never understand that one time I ruined a Picasso.”

1. 2006: Tycoon Steve Wynn accidentally jabs his elbow through his own $139 million Picasso.

2. January 10, 2010: Wynn finalizes his divorce.

3. January 22, 2010: A woman visiting the Met accidentally falls into a different Picasso painting, putting a 6-inch tear into it.

4. OBVIOUS CONCLUSION: These two need to get it on!

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2 responses to “Love means never having to say “You’ll never understand that one time I ruined a Picasso.”

  1. Maybe, but only if they share other interests–cooking, travel, wrecking shit considerably less rare. Otherwise, the romance may well end once they’ve visited every museum and private collection, leaving behind them 1,883 more wrecked paintings and one more broken home.

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